Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.

“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

Malachai (Kai) Parker by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 24, 2018

Tony Parker 

An NBA point guard who plays for the San Antonio Spurs and is married to Eva Longoria. Talented, won 3 NBA championship rings with the Spurs.

Did you see that pass from Tony Parker?
Yeah!

Tony Parker by david faustino October 15, 2012

Peter Parker 

Peter Parker is the everyman. He’s the common, average, middle-of-the-road guy that just happens to be endowed with amazing powers when he’s bitten by a radioactive spider. Despite Spidey’s fantastic abilities, Peter Parker still has to deal with the woes of middle-class living. Girl problems, making ends meet, keeping his family together, getting through school; all the tropes of our everyday normal lives lived out through the eyes of a superhero.

Peter Parker is unique amongst the cabal of top tier superheroes.

Peter Parker by Caleb_Nyuu June 12, 2013

Kai Parker 

Kai is a misunderstood character on the vampire diaries. He's been abused his whole life and when he finally snapped, his family finally had a reason to send him away. When he met Bonnie and Damon he acted "annoying" because he hadn't talked to anyone in 18 years. And when he tried to apologize to Bonnie he was good but she left him. He's the way he is because no one gave him a chance. Kai is sweet, funny, and adorable once you get to know him. He's the boy who just wanted to be loved.

Person: who's that
Me: Kai Parker

Damon: you mean sociopath

Me: Kai really nice once you get to know him!
Damon: more like annoying

Me: that's because you never gave him a chance!

Kai Parker by Suckmycockadoodledoo December 24, 2020

Peter Parker 

A pile of dust

Peter Parker was hot even when he was dust

Peter Parker by Bucky barns July 3, 2018

Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing 

A Double Clitoral Hood Piercing

I recently got my “Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing”!

Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing by AlaskaTO January 3, 2020

pig parker 

Someone who parks the car outside the lines of the parking space.

Larry David: you happy with that park?

pig parker: yeah, what's wrong with it?

Larry David: you're way over the line. You know what you are?

pig parker: what am I?

Larry David: You're a fucking pig parker!

pig parker by potterfreak98 July 29, 2012