fork-poking good

an extremley attractive specimen of the human species

That's a fine mothafucka!
Yeah, he's fork-poking good!!!

by Joy, Chrystal and Tory February 28, 2005

Packing a Picnic Basket

The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.

Last night, Jenny was in her room, packing a picnic basket.

Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.

by ConsuelaBananahammock March 3, 2009

Packing the Meat

Slang term for Masturbation.

Tom: Hey Justin what are you doing this friday?

Justin: I ussually have a date for friday but i dont this week. So I guess I'm Packing the Meat friday night.

Tom: Have fun.

Justin: Ohhh I will.

by Pack the meat everyday! August 21, 2009

Paying Jason

1. An odd and pathetic attempt, often made by people who fight hard for low stakes, to argue that they have coined a term that is already in regular use (including for description of "kinks"). See also coinage pwnage

2. A drinking game: Pick a phrase, then count the number of times the phrase is used during the event of your choosing. Everyone must do that many shots. The last person to complete the shots is the "Jason" and must get "paid" (through the form of the group's choosing).

3. A twitter tag related to coined terms (#payingjason)

1. "That guy goes off about words he's created...ignore it, he's just paying jason."

2. "You wanna get a game going of "Paying Jason"? Payment is through ridiculing the "Jason"

3. Urban dictionary entry for "Paying Jason" #payingjason

by payingjason August 4, 2011

Parking Inspector

A malevolent being that haunts parking lots. They are often found leaving their evil markings on the windshields of cars, claiming that their victims owe them money.

They are conjured by the dominion known as 'The Council' in secret satanic meetings.

Victim *looks at car* FUCK THE PARKING INSPECTOR FUCKIN' MARKED ME CAR

by Gamblo March 13, 2014

packing dacks

v. Shitting ones pants. Australian slang. Commonly used to describe a state of immense terror, said terror either figuratively or literally leading one to involuntarily empty ones bowels directly into whatever trousers one may be currently wearing. Experienced by most persons at some unfortunate moment in life, this temporary affliction can be both hilarious and horrifying to onlookers.

"Mate, my Met Regional is tomorrow afternoon, and my voice has been funky for weeks. I'm packing dacks."
"Dude, are you sure it's not the Raspberry Chia kombucha you destroyed yesterday evening with dinner?"
"Oh, yeah, that's probably it."

by Antipodean Windbag February 11, 2017

Parking whore

A person who takes two parking spots on the streets at the curb... When clearly if they move forward or backward a few inches there would be room for two cars instead of one clearly making them selfish parking whore s

Look they took two parking spots those damn parking whores..parking

by Brandywine07 June 4, 2017