Buttery Oyster

When someone (gender specific) gets tuned up at a BBQ, and gives head to everyone. And SWALLOWS to boot.

For instance, at Dave's Fourth of July BBQ, someone enthusiastically shouted, "It's Buttery Oyster Time!" The excitement was so contagious that Bryan, caught up in the moment, accidentally took a tumble down the stairs and broke a rib. Unfortunately for Bryan, he missed out on the "Buttery Oyster” fun.

by MATTSLAPPY17 July 5, 2025

Rotten Oyster

When a male ejaculates cum into his own hand and then eats it in one swallow

I broke up with my boyfriend when he ate a rotten oyster in front of me.

by Cupcakemaker1984 August 6, 2025

Bulgarian oyster

when a female hacks up Flem and snot and spits it on to concrete

did you see Lauren hack up and spit a Bulgarian oyster on to the footpath

by Scott_sporto the 1st September 5, 2025

Land Oyster

While the "Land Oyster" can be known and used as a Noun or a verb in the exact same context, its origins take us back to the start of the new millenium in Melbourne, Australia.. the, at the time.. common land oyster was in its prime,. and absolute ingenius, free, sustainable and eco friendly solution to the pressing issue, for early teens getting harassed by transit police, unstable train station staff and other affiliate adults. being an aussie 1-13 year old, when dealing with these degenrate creatures, (after unwarrented provocation the urge almost, necessity to spit on them.. but hocking up a decent lugie was to noisey, as was a normal spitting action with force.. but some knz kids had worked out, if you cup your hand, gather all your mouth saliva together.. load it into your hand, then with like a horizontal over arm elbow spun hand flick (almost like a 'spinner' in cricket... but instead of releasing a cricket ball to a batsmen, you are silently covering the intended victim in what looks like, moves like and quite cleverly named a "Land Oyster" They were prevalent on the victims back , there was fully automatic skills, all sorts.. and there was no inbetween, victims either had a single oyster, or and entire cult that they were unaware of..

"oi there's that dog jack that pulled me off the train last week, im gunna follow him for a bit and give him a few land oysters..

by RIPknotz March 16, 2026

Ohio Oyster

It's something else.

Also known as Hot Bouncy Ball Dog Soup, you place balls of your choice with your desired bounce in lukewarm Hot Dog Water

Man, I love eating my Ohio Oysters

by BagelGremlin January 7, 2026

Sydney Rock Oyster

When you put two fingers in the anus and the thumb in the vagina like holding an oyster and then lick the clit like you are tipping the oyster into your mouth.

I was so horny and hungry that I gave her the old Sydney Rock Oyster.

by crima_sauce November 25, 2017

rocky road oyster

When ya girl sucks so hard,your nuts swell to the size of bull nuts

Oh God my girl gave me a rocky road oyster!!!

by JohnDadIsAPlumbr May 19, 2018