swollen ostrich

1) n. A magnificent and legendary steed.

2) n. An unusually large ostrich who's bloatedness lets it rise into the air like a phoenix with you on its back.

Son: I saw a swollen ostrich in the sky today daddy!

Father: wtf?

by Chocobo93 July 10, 2009

osteoporosis

black, to have a big-ass bangin booty

damn she got so good osteoporosis

by gingerelle2627 June 6, 2004

Ostrich-ing

Ostrich-ing: To stick your mug in anything while your hands are on your hips with your elbows pointing up.

Yo, I was ostrich-ing on some chicks crotch all night, bro.

by The female Hugh Hefner November 2, 2011

ostracized blamange

word combination coined by Australian TV Presenter Rove McManus in his program Rove Live, in a segment about Googlewhacks.

by Ditfos August 6, 2003

Ostering

The act of shaveing ones pubic hairs and distributeing them over someones property.

He just Osterd taht guys locker. I just got in trouple for Ostering.

by Magoogan March 10, 2010

ostracized blamange

this really doesn't exist.

by will from queensland April 1, 2003

ostriching

verb. The act of one person hopping onto another person's back so that the "top" person is sitting on the "bottom's" lower back with his/her legs wrapped around the bottom's waist. Usually seen with the bottom sprinting around while the top pecks his/her head backwards and forwards. Flip-flopping the roles of top and bottom can occur, but are very rare.

I just saw Peter and Daniel ostriching down the street pissing everybody off. I always thought Peter was the top, but I guess I was wrong.

by ostrichtop November 16, 2010