The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.
After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.
by C-Toppa March 13, 2014
A word to describe somebody who has the personality or the appearance of a sperm infested tissue, these tissues are commonly found by unexpecting parents.
by sergeantsmithy May 04, 2020
A wank so fast and furious that your penis turns purple, your arms ache and you have the most amazing orgasm in your life. There is nothing more amazing
Yo man have you seen Harrisons right arm? Its huge!
Im not surprised, he has a hyper wank every day, i ought to try it some day!
Im not surprised, he has a hyper wank every day, i ought to try it some day!
by The Oliphant Man May 08, 2013
An act in which a man "tenderizes his meat" or "Jackin' the beanstalk" or to "spank the frank" or "holdin the sausage hostage.
by Willie the wank sesh September 21, 2017
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