fetish loaf

A sexual position the involves a mattress....somehow....I'm thinking it's between the two (or more) people.
The party really got started when everyone participated in a fetosh loaf!
by senfood April 27, 2004
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One loaf shy of a sandwich

An old Alaskan fisherman saying that makes little to no sense due to the fact that it doesn't take a full loaf of bread to make a sandwich.
Alaskan fisherman: That guy's one loaf shy of a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman's friend: That doesn't make much sense, man.
by Oldmanduster March 03, 2014
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cum guzzling twat loaf

I can't believe I dated that cum guzzling twat loaf.
by Shane.Hater.4life July 09, 2011
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Olive Loaf Acne

Origin Eastside Scandinavian

A physically unattractive disease that festers along the exterior of one’s skin most commonly found on back, pubic region, toes and face. The discolored skin tones resemble the olives and the red sores resemble the pimento core of the olive. It can be used in slang as “olive loaf”, not to be confused with the deli meat thus the appearance of the deli meat and ones irritated diseased skin will coincide. AKA: achne.
That dude has olive loaf acne all over his back he looks like a dirty martini!
Her olive loaf acne looked so bad even when she applied concealer to it, it ended up looking like uneven flesh puss pocket sandpaper resembling an rhinoceros hide.
See: achne
by Luncheonmeat1 January 25, 2010
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Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal
Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!
by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009
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Getting less than what one wants, is still better than getting none at all.
Casey: How did work go?
Cooper: Unfortunately they cut me early, so I only get paid for half a day.
Casey: Well, half a loaf is better than none.
by bostoncasey October 01, 2018
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Don't let your [meat loaf].

A sexual expression one guy says to another guy or group of guys when he is leaving. (referring to his junk) The response by the other guy is usually something like: Don't let your bag drag. or Don't let your carrot stick
Nate: hey man, im gonna take off.
Stan: Ok. Don't let your meat loaf.
Nate: i'll try. Dont let you carrot stick
by stan starcheski February 03, 2009
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