joe

Joe.

Jack
Off
Exorcist.

one of the biggest ass wipes you will ever have the misfortune of encountering. rapes girls. does drugs. passes out in front of apartment buildings. is targeted by Panera rapists. a huge dickwad, and ugly as FUCKKKKKKKK
Woah, Adolph Hitler was such a Joe.
Tiger Woods is a major Joe.
by Oliveeeefacebook March 25, 2010
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he's such an asshole, he called joe the the man "ho"
by badman1222 January 09, 2012
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[Joe]

Complete ASSHOLE! Also known as one who moves from girl to girl. Has a small orange penis. Trys to talk to girls at games and they find him weird and annoying.
by Casandra Talentio August 26, 2008
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Joe

To smoke a cigarette or any other substance.
Yo let me joe that blunt!
by Clinical Rage May 03, 2010
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Joe

Male: A southern white trash redneck who over uses tobacco products particularly smokeless tobacco also known as "dip" or "baccer" but also smokes cigarettes. Usually lives in a trailer park or shack and is very poor. Uses what money they have to buy tobacco or alcohol. Gets drunk/high every Friday and Saturday. Owns a truck with very large wheels. Will sleep with any woman and has probably slept with a close relative. Doesn't know what a condom is. Doesn't know what math is. Also probably cannot read.

Female: Same as male but got pregnant between the ages of 12 and 15. Usually can be found smoking in the women's restroom while skipping class. Gets into fistfights all the time. Cannot raise their child.
Female1: "I done did got pregnant when me and Joe got drunk a few months ago and did it in the back of Sam's truck."

Female2: "Ain't Joe your cousin?"

Female1: "Heck if I know"

(Both go into bathroom to smoke)

Male1: "Gimme some of that baccer!"

Male2: "Why don't you gimme some of that pot you got in your bag there?"

Teacher: "Children, quiet down! Now George Washington crossed the Delaware on Christmas Night, 1776..."

Male2: "Who the f**k is George Washington?"

Male1: "I think it's that thing they tell you to put on your dick when your doing a girl to keep her from getting pregnant."
by Bobby Joe Lois April 09, 2011
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Dang, he's joeing all those chicks!
by J the Great and Almighty January 31, 2011
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Someone with a VERY small penis the size of a freckle and someone who will never have sex
"How was the sex"
"Eh that guys a joe"
by Devon6666666666 January 21, 2016
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