Mid-Bus

Mid-Bus not to be mistaken for the term, short bus. Is a bus which is shorter in length than other busses: about 1/2 the size. The Mid-Bus is usually a strange and awkward looking bus, and is generally for very cool school children--generally for students in grades 1-12, and is cut short in size because somebody in a wheelchair or disability lives on the road of the busses' route. This bus is yellow, not blue--this is one of many stereotypes about the Mid-Bus including: the Mid-Bus is for retards, and calling the Mid-Bus a "short bus".The Mid-Bus typically contains six seats for the cool kids and one for the pedophile driver in the radical Ford version, or three seats for all the cool kids to share, and two spots for the disabled in the crappy version.

Example:
Turd- "Wow Lloyd, the short bus must suck. Isn't it blue also?"
Lloyd- "I don't know what you are talking about. However, if you are talking about the Mid-Bus, then it is like an elegant resort with cool kids and it is painted yellow, not blue, you turd.

by SuperCoolLloyd November 16, 2011

Party Bus

pimped out coach bus used for drunken endeavors; may or may not include a stripper pole

Let's take a party bus out on the town for my birthday!

by drunkstudent February 25, 2009

bus pussy

When the pussy has more miles then a Greyhound and she'll let anyone in for a dime.

I heard she has that bus pussy',you might catch something riding that.

by CBone78 September 15, 2017

bus sandwich

While driving your automobile, you get trapped between two buses, with one being right behind you and one being right in front of you.

While driving to work this morning, a bus pulled in front of me and before I knew it, another one was behind me! I was in a bus sandwich for 12 blocks!

by jupiter6921 August 14, 2010

Retard bus

The shortbus

Alex Where's Joe

Sean He takes the retard bus

by Boogereater69 March 27, 2021

Bus phobia

Fear of buses or going on a bus because you are afraid you may possibly be mugged, stabbed, shot or robbed

Matthew has bus phobia because he thinks he might get stabbed while on a bus.

by Yeet kilz June 28, 2023

hop a bus

The Gravian way of saying "catch a bus"

Do you want to hop a bus?

by Dr. Graves February 4, 2015