Dummies for Dummies

The title of a completed manuscript that is dividing both literary agents and editors, because they have yet to find any common ground whether or not publishing such an apparently condescending or insulting book would be suitable for public consumption.

“Dummies for Dummies” seems to fall under the Humor section, or it may not, because it’s up to everyone’s imagination who’s the target audience for this title: MAGA cult patriots, white Taliban terrorists, or Antifa thugs, or all three?

by Fasters December 11, 2023

Tac Dummy

Tac Dummy, (n).A type of sex doll highly prized in the San Jose area, but not always called a 'tackle' dummy. An assemblage of laundry and sheets or blankets or pillows made to roughly resemble a humanoid form used for sexual gratification. Originally rumored to have started in the Bay Area near San Jose, but nobody is sure exactly where. The tac dummy has either a vagina made of socks wrapped around a shirt or flipped, or a penis made of wrapped shirt or some other object, depending on the user's preference. The typical basic model takes about 45 minutes to assemble, so most guys will just forget it and poke a hole in a pillow or rub a nut on a sock. Disposing of the jizz in the sock can be done easily via hamper.

Daryl.: Hey Max, did you try that new doll last night?
Max: You mean the tac dummy? Yeah, it was okay.
Daryl: Well last week mine chafed. I have to remember not to get the sock pussy wet before I nut in it.

Max: Eew, that's gross.

by duggyfuurt33 June 19, 2011

Dummy thicc

When you look at the thiccness and immediately start acting like a dummy.

As soon as I saw those dummy thicc thighs I offered to raise her kids as my own.

by itchyd November 3, 2022

Crash Dummy

A person who deliberately places themselves in unfavorable circumstances seeking approval from others. Also referred to as a Pitbull, Dumbass, or Lap dog.

Did you see David’s blew up that guys house because Marc told him to?
Yeah.. he’s a crash dummy of course he would.

by thereallllest May 11, 2024

Jail dummies

Jail dummies are impressionable, naive, usually young people who are just entering the world of low end crime. The jail dummies have no clue what the profit from their crime is actually worth, because they're new and oblivious to the profit margins and believe the criminal hiring them is simply giving them a fair share.

In truth, the crime itself is usually simply but fairly high risk, which is why a smarter criminal will outsource the job to jail dummies, so the dummies go to jail while the career criminal gets to deny the whole thing.

Don't worry, if we get caught, I can deny the whole thing and blame it on my jail dummies.

by GliveCo January 23, 2023

On your dummy head

A term used when your are dealing with incompetent people.

Also when you get a kill or block in volleyball

Julie said “on your dummy head” when she got a kill and won the game.

by Dummyheads December 17, 2019

Stupid Dummy

A person who is so stupid that they can be used as a literal dummy.

Person 1: Hey, can you buy me something?
Person 2: Yeah! Do you have money?
Person 1: Yes, inside your wallet
Person 2: Great! I already have it for you!
Person 1: Thanks! Stupid Dummy!

by hatertheplayer May 6, 2023