Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Kit

Kit is so sexy he likes to walk... nice

Wow, he likes to walk! he must be a Kit!

by Monke 5 April 15, 2022

Kit

Shorten term for the word "Kitten"
Mostly used by a code word within gang stalking groups to identify their target.

"Kit"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
"Kit"

by PolishB1stard March 10, 2021

Kit Milligan

an absolute sexy beast with a huge shlong

Kit Milligan

by hjk89078 September 13, 2021

Kit

A Kit is the second half of the Kit-Kat you never knew you neeeded

That Kit is so beautiful

by Queer enby July 20, 2022

Kit

friend to all, sexiest man ever. Has over 69 wives (go to a different school). Pretty much the smartest person ever. Really just the best human ever and should really be the emperor of the world.

All in all just a pretty vibey guy

omg is that kit? I heard he has 69 wives

by Keith Noble November 22, 2021