Cross country

Cross country is for mental people who think running is fun to do so they made cross country a sport and that is why it exists.

I failed P.E so I can’t play cross country..,

by Yupthatisme September 29, 2019

Country rat

A person who's very country but lives in the city.

JAMIE your such a country rat

by Bri🐀-aka: Applesauce lord November 21, 2019

country music

Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.

Damn. I hate country music.

by Anon135813 October 12, 2020

Country Fine

A person who is only deemed fine or attractive by default usually because of a lack of suitable competition, an over population of the opposite sex, or being located in a very remote and sparsely populated area.

She's Country Fine because out of the whole County there are only 5 women, and she has the most teeth! LMAOOO

by TrillGates2k6 September 7, 2013

Free country

If it was 1790 through the mid 1800s, a free country would mean free if you weren't Indian, black, or female, at least according to the history books (since nobody alive today was alive then to actually witness slavery firsthand). Its not 1790 to the mid 1800s now though.

For a free country, it gets expensive to live here. Free country sounds like bullshit.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2020

Country Docking

The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.

Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!

by SebiBaby May 27, 2018

Bacon Country

Canada.

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!

by Canadia Eh July 4, 2012