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The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.
When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.
by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021
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aunt kink

Like a daddy kink, but instead she just asks really personal questions and says “that’s great sweetie” a lot and you only see her like 4 times a year.
“You have a daddy kink?”

“Nah I got an aunt kink
by Kinky bastard 303 June 17, 2018
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whiteboy kink

When people (men and women) of other ethnicities fetishize white men typically for their differenent skin color in a sexual way, making the sex a little bit spicier and kinkier compared to doing it of someone your own race
You see Lexi over there she's bored and growing out of her skin I think she has whiteboy kink because all I see is her tryna pipe them white boys
by wallaced January 4, 2022
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platanos kink

being atracted by platanos and sisinel
x: bruh, i have a deep platanos kink
y: omg yeah
by andre_. September 27, 2021
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Arbore amplectendo Kink

Finding it sexually arousing when seeing someone hug trees
Wow look at her hugging that tree, that’s so hot, I just have a Arbore amplectendo kink.
by Wordifier20000 May 31, 2018
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Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
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kink

/kɪŋk/
noun - kink
verb - kinkob

Bacone kink
x: Parlami di Bacone
Billone: DANG BILLONE, ok... ma è un kink?
by Dang Billone March 15, 2022
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