Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020

Flushed the mouse

Losing badly, doing something terribly, something almost tragic. As heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show.

He went 0-4 last night. He really flushed the mouse. They flushed the mouse when they lost by 31 points. He really flushed the mouse with his date when he got too drunk.

by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024

Flush Puppy

when a mothafucka walks up in a fast food restaurant uses the restroom and then leaves without the purchase of any food item.

did those people just come in to use the restroom?" "yeah they just did a flush puppy on their asses.

by brown boy ni66a July 26, 2010

Miracle flush

When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.

Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.

by Lone15 April 17, 2020

Bug Flush

When you finish killing a bug in the house and rather than throwing the tissue out in the trash, you drown the sucker.

Damn! Look at that spider on the wall!
(Kills spider and runs to the toilet).

Nice bug flush, dude.

by CranberryKing January 3, 2017

budgie flush

A vaginal flush

Lisa had sand in her pussy, so she went home and had a budgie flush

by Karamelokoala April 21, 2018

flush gusher

When a guy offers to take his lady friend to restaurant and feeds his lady lots of food,morphine and a shit tone of laxatives with out her knowledge and offers her to come sleep over his ,waits until she falls fast asleep and rams his cock into her vagina,wiggles his thumb into her ass hole and covers her mouth and as he's about to cum, pisses inside her until his thumb gets forced out her A hole by all the runny shit streaming out of her.

Yo Floyd I just flush gusher'd yo bitch and holy shit it was messy!

by kittycatmomo November 2, 2016