by Matt McCulley January 30, 2009

Dave: I got so drunk last night I slept with an ugly prostitute!
Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied
Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied
by NeighborhoodWriterman January 11, 2022

Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives for motor cross. He finds all his tech from the Walmart dumpster, don’t even try playing a game on his computer because it’s practically a calculator.
(Sylas Murphy rides in on his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing ass jiggling)
Sylas:”Has anybody seen my Samsung?”
Sylas:”Has anybody seen my Samsung?”
by SYLMAN September 27, 2022

by Tasty boi May 11, 2018

by Your favorite lesbian January 24, 2022

A lovely beautiful girl. Very sporty and determined. She LOVES pastries. She is very introverted, but when you get to know her, you will realize how special she really is. She is an explorer and basically immune against anything poisonous! She could defeat anyone. Very smart although she doubts herself sometimes.
by Dwarf23 June 29, 2023

by AstridWettIsMid January 28, 2022
