Muddi

The very essence of sexyness, has very much money, and makes it rain on them hoes. also likes to wear alot of gold.

Muddi also is a word that can also be used instead of "chick magnet"

Where is muddi? Instead of "where is the chick magnet

by Perå December 12, 2016

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muddy flag

The Muddy Flag is simply the bedsheet on which nasty pleasures are partaken. These include a Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl and Alabama Hot Pocket.. or any case in which fecal matter is involved. The fecal matter if not collected or disposed of correctly is transferred to the sheet and one may hang the sheet as a sign of victory and accomplishment and therefore known as the Muddy Flag.

Pete: Oh man, didn't you take Shannon home last night? I heard she loves the ass stuff.
Ben: Yea bro, i shit all over her chest and the rolled her over and put it in her ass. Then I hung the Muddy Flag from the balcony.
Pete: *vomits*

by cumBag January 25, 2016

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Muddy Butter

It is the resulting solution when the lube and fecal residue mixes during anal.

Dude this girl and I tried anal last night. She didn’t rinse before hand, I used so much lube and we ended up with muddy butter everywhere!

by CalamityJen November 8, 2019

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Muddy Cunty

Mud crickets in vagina with a lot of different diseases and can cause your dick diseases called maggot infestation.

You bitch big "muddy cunty"

by M-j-k May 28, 2019

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Muddy toboggan

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.

"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"

by Captain Wholesome June 8, 2019

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