That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
by Skibidiphanom December 10, 2023
A muddy spliff is when you smoke 5 honey berry backwoods then take your leftover roaches and grind them in your grinder then roll it into a joint with a filter. Caution take small hits at a time. Inhale in the mouth then inhale into lungs with a loose throat, because it will be very harsh.
Effects:
-instant head rush that kicks you in the face
-dizziness (don’t stand up or do stand up idc)
-long lasting high but short head high
-makes an experienced smoker feel like a newbie again
Effects:
-instant head rush that kicks you in the face
-dizziness (don’t stand up or do stand up idc)
-long lasting high but short head high
-makes an experienced smoker feel like a newbie again
“Aye bruh what the fuck was that?!”
“Itsa muddy spliff aha you feel that shit hit your face? ! “
“Damn. yeah!”
“Itsa muddy spliff aha you feel that shit hit your face? ! “
“Damn. yeah!”
by MuddySpliff Inventor March 27, 2021
To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.
by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017
a person of low repute that is only interested in his/her mundane position in the workplace, seeking to maintain the status-quo by oppressing other, more talented and charismatic workers
'watch your backs at work today guys, the muddy rats are out and hungry for excuses to make your lives miserable!'
by williamsoke January 20, 2010
A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."
"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016
by The stranger from the low tide May 04, 2024
Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.
by chadd33 January 22, 2022