Muddy Turkey

When a girl is getting eaten out and she shuts herself

Tonight my stomach had issues so while you gobble gobble you might het a muddy turkey

by Brainmaker June 20, 2025

muddy

A muddy is a delusional hypocrite.

Stop being a muddy Jon!

Jon was being such a muddy yesterday

by kuzskippedtown July 21, 2020

Muddy

A big bastard

“Damn, I wish I was as big as MUDDY!”

by unitsonly July 5, 2021

muddy snail trail

That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.

YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.

by Skibidiphanom December 9, 2023

muddy flag

The Muddy Flag is simply the bedsheet on which nasty pleasures are partaken. These include a Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl and Alabama Hot Pocket.. or any case in which fecal matter is involved. The fecal matter if not collected or disposed of correctly is transferred to the sheet and one may hang the sheet as a sign of victory and accomplishment and therefore known as the Muddy Flag.

Pete: Oh man, didn't you take Shannon home last night? I heard she loves the ass stuff.
Ben: Yea bro, i shit all over her chest and the rolled her over and put it in her ass. Then I hung the Muddy Flag from the balcony.
Pete: *vomits*

by cumBag January 25, 2016

Halifax Muddy Snow

When a woman takes a poo and doesn’t wipe, then the male in heterosexual intercourse ejaculates in the anal cavity of the woman, proceeds to eat out the woman’s anal cavity, therefore being a mix of brown and white.

‘You tryna run a Halifax Muddy Snow tonight?’

by Knobcrawler6000 October 26, 2025

muddy

your dude. your guy. your slime. someone you're close with.

Oh, that's Kaizon. He's my muddy word 2.

by anonymous October 15, 2021