Wal Mart sack lunch

The act of a man penatrating a women from behind while eating a roast beef sandwich made with great value wal-mart brand off of her back.

The large man was happy to be able to make love while eating at the same time while performing a wal mart sack lunch.

by ogtripleog615 September 29, 2010

Steamy Martha

First you fuck a girl all night long. Then you wake up extra early and leave a rose in front of her face and a hot steamy pile of shit in back of her and then leave. When she wakes up at her normal time she will smell the sweet rose and roll over in ecstacy thinking about the night before only to find that she has just shoved her nose in a pile of stinky shit.

A Steamy Martha is a good way to let your girl know that it's over.

by Strange Famous July 26, 2004

Wal-Mart Wolverine

Someone who roots for the Michigan Wolverines but never went to the school. There is no way possible that every fan of every school is an actual alumnus of that school. Michigan is picked out because both Wal-Mart and Wolverine start with W.
But the fact remains, the bigger the school, the more “Wal-Mart” fans there are from that school.

Also, if one has to attend the school they root for then most military personal, children under 18, and people who did no attend a FBS schools would not be able to root for any team in 99% of televised college football games. This term is elitist.

Also spelled Walmart Wolverine

Bob is from Michigan and was in the military serving his country in Iraq. He bought a Michigan Wolverine shirt and his friends picked on him and called him a “Wal-Mart Wolverine because he did not attend Michigan. I guess he should have gone to the State college that accepts everyone.

by purelogic December 26, 2011

K-Mart Liturgy

You get up on a Sunday morning, take a shower, dress, then head out of the house. Your family is very sure that you are a good boy, heading out to go to church. Instead of attending church services, however, you go to K-Mart and spend just the appropriate amount of time there browsing merchandise so upon your return, your ruse is very convincing.

Frank's parents think he is such a good boy but we know the truth. He did a K-Mart Liturgy and bought condoms.

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

marteinn

A tiny little fat person who often masturbates to shemales.

Person 1:hey do you like shemales

Person 2:yes

Person 1:you must be a marteinn

by Pen-Island May 19, 2013

Wal-Mart

The act of pinning someone down on a hot surface until they are dead. This verb originates from the Atascocita Wal-Mart where employees use this method to halt and murder suspected shoplifters.

Stop beating up your little sister or I'll have to Wal-Mart you!

It was so hot outside I felt like I'd been Wal-Marted after only five minutes of dog walking.

by SalT September 13, 2005

Mart

A Mart is a genuine top Aussie bloke. He will never dog the boys and drop everything when another Mart is in need. Marts drink XXXX Gold and fish in every minute of spare time.

Oi Shooter Williamson is such a Mart.

by OldMart October 15, 2014