Swamp Monster

A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.

How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!

by Swamp Monster 69 January 19, 2022

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Anxiety Monster

They're the monster that hides under your bed and gives you anxiety. They're usually also known as depression. The biggest thing is that they hide them selves as your best friend.

My Anxiety Monster is my bestfriend.

by Anxiety Monster April 22, 2020

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Cookie Monster

A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.

Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”

*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*

by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021

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Monsters of Etheria

The successor of Pokemon Fighters EX. This game is very similar to it, just original monsters, and they removed every pokemon- involving thing in the game, which isn't why it took a year to release PFE as MoE once it got deleted. The map and monsters were taken away from me just because they got new tasks in the map, Said they are involved with it so it counts. I want the old map back, but my dreams are broken.

"I got a Poigon in Monsters of Etheria!"

"Nice. I got a Boxling."

"Thats generic and easy to get."

"Well, how do you get Snik!?"

"Uh..."

"Exactly."

by TheguywhomissesPFE. May 28, 2021

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