mid muff 

Having a muffin top when wearing high rise pants

I love it when I have mid muff....said no one ever!!!!

mid muff by Deathto2face January 13, 2015

mid-sized sedan

When a guy's dick is halfway hard.

Guy: dude i have a mid-sized sedan right now.

mid-sized sedan by Sam L Jackson October 9, 2016

mid-cyph crisis 

1. when someone gets in their emotional while smoking a joint/blunt

2. when someone drops the joint/blunt everyone is sharing

3. when the order of who hits the joint/blunt gets confused

"We were smoking in the park and after 5 hits she had a mid-cyph crisis about her dog dying."

"everytime i smoke with you, we have a mid cyph crisis!"

mid-cyph crisis by diirtbaag August 3, 2016

mid fap madness 

Sudden urge to look for weird porn in the middle of a fap session

dude I got mid fap madness and ended up cumming to scat

mid fap madness by alex3142 May 18, 2016

Mid Doig

To screw up horribly while writing a sentence or phrase.

Dude, that was a total mid doig.

Mid Doig by Jeffery Voltorb October 23, 2016

mid break 

To be half way through a poo

The phone rang while I was mid break

mid break by FortyP January 22, 2017

mid-hound 

A female, usually unstable for a relationship, from the DC-Maryland-Virginia area, who largely seeks out (like a dog to a scent trail) male Midshipmen from the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland. These women frequent the dating apps Tinder or Bumble and have no shame.

Dude you're dating that girl, she's fucked like 10 mids at the Academy! She's a total mid-hound.

mid-hound by guacsnotextra February 21, 2017