masturbation

Sex with someone have known your entire life. except instead of a vagina he has fingernails...gross.

i wonder if mr. rogers ever rocked his casbah..hmm masturbation is silly.

by J Boy August 24, 2009

Masksturbation

The act of putting a mask of your favorite superhero during masturbation to get off.
Brought upon by intense admiration and/or recreation of superhero costumes from comics.

Joey bedded the model of the month, but like Batman he still required some Masksturbation to finish off.

by Caineslayer January 26, 2011

Mathurbation

The art of substituting actually interesting content with complex-sounding but actually superficial math. Might bring some degre of arousal for the one performing it and some inexperienced and simple-minded spectators

Sannilkov's entire research has absolutely no contribution to science, it is just mathurbation

by EJMRagent October 7, 2015

masturbation in retaliation

Self service, in response to a break up, or a girlfriend who won't give you any. A man's way of saying "I don't need sex either bitch!" A man's best war cry.

JOHNNY: Man my girl is mad, she ain't putting out...
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION

by JohnnyYou love him to like him July 2, 2016

Masturbation

When one squeezes their balls to pump out cum

"my balls hurt from too much Masturbation

by poochoonut March 12, 2023

corporate masturbation

the act of discussing business without actually saying ANYTHING, but embuing said corporate masturbator with an undeserved feeling of being of interest or utility to those present or his or her current employer

corporate masturbation can easilly be identified when any of the phrases below (but not limited to this list) are used in the context of discussing a business or business activities:

'going forward'
'restructure our asset-base'
'efficient through-flow model '
'KPI monitoring'
'increase the number of revenue streams'
'consolodating our holdings'
'business paradigm shift'
'stakeholders'
'daynamasism'
'strategic re-evaluation'

etc etc

by bored by business bullshit February 26, 2013

Preventative Masturbation

The act of a married, or romantically committed, Man pleasuring himself regularly so as to eliminate the temptation of being unfaithful.

If I didn't do some Preventative Masturbation, I would be chasing after every skank in the neighborhood.

by Niems04 January 9, 2014