jort mathijssen

He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.

I'm in love with Jort Mathijssen or as i say it i'm in love with God.

by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017

Jake Mathieson

Has great sex. Every one wants to fuck him. He is sexual and a great and good fun.

Oh!!! ur great as jake Mathieson

by Jake Mathieson June 9, 2018

Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day

Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson

by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019

payden mathieson

a stuck up hypocritical bitch who's mom goes on facebook complaining about kids being assholes to her daughter. but get this, her kid is the biggest asshole there is.

person 1: you know payden mathieson?
person 2: yeah, that shark looking bitch?
person 1: yeah, how'd you know?

by Juliana A.K.A JFS December 8, 2019

callum mathie

annoying little cunt!

why would you run over my sandwich? you’re such a callum mathie

by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020

Antonio Mathieson

This boy is just the best...he WILL thrill you and you will believe
He only dates models,but had one two bats
So honest and down to earth 😍

Antonio Mathieson

by Antonio Mathieson November 22, 2021

empress.mathilda

empress.mathilda - also known as maryla is the prettiest girl in the planet. she’s a queen fan (so we already know if shes gay or not) and she saw brian and roger + adam live in berlin. although, maryla is polish and she was born in sosnowiec. maryla is a writer and a rockstar. bro’s gonna be the legend fr. also she owns lena. maryla is the loml

definition of empress.mathilda
karen: omg, have you seen maryla’s new tik tok? its so funny!
bożydar: yes! i love her! her girlfriend lena is so lucky to have a girl like her!

by johndada39 September 13, 2022