Mandate

Some bullshit the government tries to tell you to do that’s not a law.

Did you guys hear about the new Covid vaccine mandate?

by GHANDI😳😳 September 3, 2023

Mandates

Some bu!!sh!t that government claims is a law when it makes no sense in bettering the country or state

I can no longer manufacture nuclear warheads due to the new mandates

by Goffyahhdefonitions September 4, 2023

mandatory pussy stunt

when your puss is so dry you need drugs or someone elses puss to wet it up

Sarah: ugh my puss is so dry and porn isnt working
Dahlia: Girl you need a Mandatory Pussy Stunt
Sarah: Thanks girl x

by mala_xx June 27, 2023

Mandalgia

Nostalgia for a time that you didn’t actually experience, because it probably never existed.

I get a feeling of Mandalgia when I think about the good ol’ days.

by Pseudonymous Handel September 6, 2023

Mandalgia

Nostalgia for a time that you didn’t actually experience, because it probably never existed.

I get a feeling of Mandalgia when I think about the good ol’ days.

by Pseudonymous Handel September 6, 2023

Mandatory Sog Time

Mandatory Sog Time is a slang term refering to taking a bath or shower, usually related to a cat or dog. This can also be known as "Sogging" or "Taking your Mandatory Sog".

Person 1: Hey, Do you wanna hang out after school?

Person 2: Nahh, Its my turn to do chores.

1: Damn, But it wont take too long, right? Couldn't we meet at 8 or sum?

2: My cat is stinky so it's his Mandatory Sog Time. Hes violent AF so i gotta take some time to recover. Tomorrow?
1: aight

by Isaac the FTM December 28, 2023

Mandages

A mixture of mandarins and oranges.

*Ryan is eating mandarins and oranges*
Ryan: I'm eating oranges
Lena: No, you're eating mandages

by Cameron loves 69 January 8, 2024