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Friend Management

The act of coordinating who you invite to hang out with when you have multiple circles of friends with varying personalities that often clash, or individuals within the groups have beef with each other.
Ben wants to hang out tonight, but I'm going to Katelin's party and they don't get along. While I love both of them, I'll have to use my friend management skills to prevent drama from erupting.
by aswimmer23 April 24, 2015
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Noah is the best staff manager

The best staff manager that has ever existed
Man Noah is the best staff manager and deserves owner
by Somerandomnamebecausetheothers November 4, 2022
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Traffic management

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!
1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”

2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management
by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020
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Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth
"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"
by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019
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A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.
According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.
by Sexydimma November 25, 2022
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GLM - Gay Lord Manager

The Gay Lord Manager Is one of a kind in a Gay structured pyramid system.
Karen :" I want to talk with the GLM! let me talk with the Gay Lord Manager NOW!"
GLM - Gay Lord Manager
by Ferret_99110022 May 8, 2024
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Dinosaur Manager

A football manager that’s been in the game for a long time and been to multiple clubs but not able to provide results for their club and often have the tactics of a goldfish and normally take their team down to relegation.
I hope we don’t get a replacement dinosaur manager like Steve Bruce, Sam Allardyce or Neil Warnock
by I'mSoSad April 2, 2021
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