by Amecro May 26, 2017

OH MY GOD THERE ISNT A DEFINITION OF MAJOR KEYS BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE MAJOR KEY DEFINITIONS
by mikemajorkey September 21, 2016

Deep and thoughtful philosophy as expressed articulately in ye olde english.
The phrase was first coined by the unnamed legend of a schoolboy in an interview with the comedian Russell Howard.
The phrase was first coined by the unnamed legend of a schoolboy in an interview with the comedian Russell Howard.
I’m gonna say this in a philosophical way, so get prepared for some major juju cos this’ll go on for basically an hour.
by ToBedForWeRiseAtDaybreak November 12, 2022

It is a great song by ELTON JOHN off of ROCK OF THE WESTIES.
It is a SEXUAL CLIMAX that was hidden for a long time.
It is a SEXUAL CLIMAX that was hidden for a long time.
Don't break any MAJOR BONES BILLY.
Thanks to the THUNDER UNDER THE COVERS as MAJOR BONES can FEEEEL REAL GOOD.
Thanks to the THUNDER UNDER THE COVERS as MAJOR BONES can FEEEEL REAL GOOD.
by ELON MONITORS April 5, 2021

by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019

One of President Biden’s two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.
The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)
by Vanguard 1998 April 14, 2021
