llama pillows

A ladies’ breasts.

Hey Frank check out Sally’s Llama Pillows.

by Bob build3r December 9, 2017

The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'

Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.

by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024

llama neck

When your partner gives oral sex and goes all the way down.

"Yo dis bitch was giving me that Llama neck last night and made my asshole clap"

by Ben Dover Hoar July 14, 2014

Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

by QuacksO August 12, 2024

damn a llama

damnallama

damn a llama , the nicer way

by isabella tomartini January 11, 2020

Llama

A person who you compliment but says something derogatory about themselves in response.

I was telling this girl how wonderful she is then she turned into a total llama.

by Scottontherocks July 27, 2020

I’ll give you my llama

One way to pick up Latino chics (or guys if ur gay) in bars

Also slang for I’ll give you my dick

“Como te llama?”
“Oh I’ll give you my llama

by BitchAs February 18, 2018