Lemoning

When a couple acts as though they are the only ones around, refusing, or barely acknowledging anyone's presence, yet complaining when they are not invited to events. This act makes events sour and unbearable.

Ugg Kaitlin and Ryan are totally lemoning, they didn' even say hi because they were so involved with themselves.

by lazerst November 17, 2010

Keep it lemon

People that have a big pecker say this

It means your cushty

Olly, keep it lemon mush yes mate bosh 🍋👌

by Lwoodlwood123 June 14, 2022

lemon

an object of dubious value; a piece of crap.

My computer is so slow, I really think it's a lemon.

by Susy Zimzel December 7, 2002

lemon merengue pie

The act of cleansing the semen from a person's face with a stream of urine whilst simultaneously striking them in the cheek with a frozen pie shell. Invented by the great Eric Egle during a pilgrimage to Ibiza, Spain.

I gave my girlfriend a lemon merengue pie for her birthday and she loved it.

by joe999888 February 10, 2007

lemon party

Closly related to the infamous "tubgirl" site. If one goes to www.lemonparty.org, you will withness a old-man threesome. One sucking dick and the other two making out. Possibly the most horrifing thing one man can ever witness.

Theirs this amazing porn site, lemonparty.org

by Pudges November 25, 2004

lemonade splash

Lemonade splash occurs after you piss in the toilet and take a heavy shift that causes a rather hefty splash, getting peepee water on your buttcheeks.

I had to daintily dab my buttcheeks with TP to remove the lemonade splash before starting the wiping process.

by doodoopoopoopoo February 11, 2008

Lemon Squeezer

'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'

Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?

by Windowshopper July 18, 2019