Leafed

To get rear ended.

I was driving and slammed on my breaks so hard I almost got Leafed.

by J.Baker February 10, 2015

Leafing

To play like the Toronto Maple Leafs, i.e. frustratingly inept.

The Leafs were somehow losing to the worst team in the league again. They were Leafing away their season.

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Leaf nigger

Canadian.

Those leaf niggers are all talk.

by Steveoland March 13, 2025

Leaf

A non-binary name that sounds really poggers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🙈

“Hey have u seen leaf lately”
“No I heard they got chlamydia”
“Damn that’s totally opposite of poggers”

by Leaf tea December 25, 2020

leaf

the most beautiful person in the world, but they won’t believe you if you tell them that. they might keep to themselves sometimes and not talk much but that’s because they’ve been through more than you could imagine. once you get to know them they’re funny and unique and have a great sence in style and music and love painting and plants. they’re perfect. once you meet them it’s impossible to let them go.

person 1 : hey who was that person that walked by, they’re stunning with they’re blond hair and blue eyes. i wish i were like them.
me : it’s leaf

them : how do you know
me : it’s leaf

by rain ily leaf December 10, 2020

Leafs

A table with parts that extend on each end to fit more people during a thanksgiving dinner but defies proper grammar

Amanda: Pull the leaf out
Dylan: Which one?
Amanda: Both
Dylan: That's leafs

by Dylan684 September 17, 2020

Penis Leaf

The foreskin of a penis; an insult

That man just called a woman a bitch because she wouldn’t sleep with him. He’s such a penis leaf .

by Petite Marvel January 19, 2018