I Know A Guy

1. A phrase to use as an excuse when you would rather not explain how you acquired something.

2. A phrase to calm your friend down after he/she has done something wrong and is looking for some help.

1. Jimmy: Dude, where did you get that gallon of PCP?

John: I know a guy.

2. Jenny: Oh my god, I'm pregnant! What the fuck am I gonna do?!?!

Jillian: Chill out, I know a guy.

by furrymonkey March 2, 2010

I didn’t know

The thing you say to someone when they thought you knew the secret language but in fact you did not know the secret language, they only thought you knew it because of that one time, a long long time ago, 8 years ago. Also, it would appear that said grump had a girlfriend, soooo.. what the hell am I supposed to do with that? 🤷🏾 ♀️

I’m sorry i missed our appointments, i can’t imagine how that must’ve felt, I’m sorry this comes off rude, crass or cold. I didn’t know. I’m sorry. How can I make it up to you?

by anonymous June 13, 2018

Now you know

What you say after you have informed someone with information they did not know

"Wow I never learned that men have the same thing that's inside of a vagina is inside of our assholes in my health class." "Now you know". " why didn't they teach us that? This whole time I could been using my vagina that's in my ass".

by Thm4754574 May 14, 2016

you know why...

often said when someone does or says something stereotypically Maori, such as stealing or going to KFC.
you know why... its because your Maori.

Nathan: bro i got me a mean feed at kfc last night
Josh: you know why...

by hahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha July 18, 2010

i know, right?

Derivative of infamous Mean Girls quote, frequently used in parody of this film to indicate a mutual understanding.

Person 1| "That Katie girl is a right tramp"
Person 2| "I know, right?"

by creamcream May 23, 2006

bitches don't know

what you say to your friend when they're complaining about females and/or relationships.

Bob: Dude this chick led me on for 5 hours in my own damn bed. She gets a text from her boyfriend and leaves me cold and blue balled man! fuck!
Ben: Bitches don't know!

by tahrone up in this bitch May 30, 2009

let them know

A way of complimenting someone when they look nice.

Let them know dude, you look awesome!

by Mrbskywalker February 11, 2021