Honkey Knocker

1. That socially awkward person who thinks that it’s acceptable to go up to someone in public and fondle their breasts while saying, “Honk, Honk”.

Suzy from Human Resources was groped by a Honkey Knocker at the Coldplay concert .

by Terrible Ty July 31, 2025

Floor Knockers

A plural noun used by Foot fetishist to describe a nice set of feet (aka toe holders).

Some glorious floor knockers can be seen at the beach or Foot Locker!

by Mikael (Mike) Hawk August 4, 2025

Knee Knocker

A person who sends you on a wild goose chase for something that's not real.

Bro, you are such a Knee Knocker!"

by NessPlays64 September 29, 2025

Mushroom Knocker

Term for a homosexual man

Man, I heard Chad and Larry are a couple of mushroom knockers

by GoddessNix October 26, 2025

Mushroom Knocker

Term for a homosexual man

Man, Chad and Larry are a couple of real mushroom knockers...

by GoddessNix October 26, 2025

Holy Shim Knocker

A male or female that knocks the senior citizens of your community, it could be your Grandma!

That holy shim knocker just got turned on, he is headed to the senior center.

by holy shim Knocker January 7, 2011

The Portage Double-Knocker

When you hit someone in the testicles, in which they fall you give them the Titanium Teabag

I gave that dude that walked in The Portage Double-Knocker. He deserved it.

by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011