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qwerty is a keyboard type
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The thing that your mom smashes your head in.
My mom said if i dont get out of the computer she's gonna smash my head in the keyboard, so please hekejehfjrofiehhsieidy3thtoru38iaCEYTIDgrihd
by Beanboi903 March 12, 2021
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by kimorada3rd July 28, 2023
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what teenagers use as a way to avoid real life interaction with someone
this boy did all that keyboard talk but didn’t say anything to me in person
by crater123 October 31, 2019
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striking your head over keyboard, when you read something stupid
What an awful grammar, I'm just keyboarding...
by ukoyoki March 20, 2016
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The act of ones ejaculant hitting the keyboard during masturbation.
"I ended keyboarding after the date ended so badly and got it everywhere"
by CokeCowboy June 11, 2014
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A racist white-centering thing white people do instead of activism

Especially prevalent when a pandemic prevents white people from doing their other boarding like surfboarding and snowboarding, keyboarding is a white hobby of writing enormous diatribes about white feelings, such as outrage about black people being brutalized and killed by police officers.

Keyboarding is often used to sidestep actual activism, such as reposting people of color or engaging in the direct action asked of them such as making calls or writing letters to other white people.

Keyboarding was first made popular in the civil rights movement by white moderates and liberals, who Martin Luther King lamented were a "great stumbling block," and Malcolm X described as "the worst enemy to America."
"Did you see that post going viral? 'Black people, we're here for you!' It's so moving."
"Sounds like keyboarding."

"I finally got my aunt to stop keyboarding. She kept saying she was fighting white supremacy -- so embarrassing, right?!"
"Yikes! Hopefully you reminded her every white person spends an average of 22 hours a day enjoying and building white supremacy."
by PuffyClouds May 29, 2020
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