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[Junk Mail] 

Junk Mail /junk male/NOUN: 1.Unsolicited or undesirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These repulsive images are particularly egregious when said genitalia is flaccid; rendering the transmission of such images unwarranted – as a flaccid penis is completely useless to the recipient. Images of fully erect penis are also distasteful when sent without prior consent. 2.Solicited or desirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These delightful images are particularly pleasant when said genitalia is erect, serviceable and sent in response to a direct request.* * Direct requests include “Send me some junk mail.”, “Send me a pic of that monster” “I want a pic” “Let me see a pic” or any phrasing that include the words “show” “send” “I want to see” in addition to a reference to the penis. Any other phrasing is pure speculation on the sender’s part and an image of your junk will be unwelcomed. Furthermore, sending a pic of your junk in lieu of a direct request is frowned upon by most women and the behavior should be avoided.
1.Girl he had the nerve to send me some junk mail. I think he gave my computer a virus! 2.Girl he sent me some junk mail! This is going to my inbox first chance I get!
[Junk Mail] by Kelz4Life! August 21, 2017

Junk Foodie 

Someone with a deep passion for food, but only junk food.
“Hey, do you want some broccoli, I know you like food!”
“Nah man, I’m a junk foodie, I only love junk food.”
Junk Foodie by Junk.Foodie July 7, 2018

Junkernot 

All of them failed their test, they are just a bunch of junkernots.
Junkernot by Arden Bagwell October 1, 2019

clunge junkie 

sombody addicted to sex, (e.g a nymphomaniac)
blud you heard about mandeep? he banged 3 gash on friday,he is a clunge junkie innit!!
clunge junkie by dan n dan June 10, 2009

Banana Junkie

Person who has unhealthy obsession with bananas - Will try and smuggle bananas on their person to eat during the day, paranoid about the extinction of the banana. In severe cases sufferers of this affliction have been known to dress as bananas and also wear pyjamas while running down stairs and may ingest up to 40 bananas in a day.
That guy is one messed up banana junkie he just ate all my bananas

FB junkie 

Person 1: look at him, he's such a FB junkie.
Person 2: totally! He's on Facebook 24/7
FB junkie by mockingjayfire December 7, 2011