Mia Jump

When a girl kisses you without your consent, and promptly sprints away like a scooby doo villain.

I was walking with my gut last night and she Mia jumped me

by Nig pig March 16, 2019

blob jump

An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high

Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump

by swaggerblob October 11, 2017

body-jump

When a person attempts to plagiarize, imitate, or take credit for the actions or persons of a source.

Nipsey was a real Og and after he died, fake niggas wanted the clout of his wisdoms so they constantly try an body-jump.

Can you please stop flagen you body-jumping ass demon!

by PoppaRager January 22, 2020

Jumped a Claim

When the only reason you visit a restaurant is to take a massive dump in their public restroom.

I was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden I had to take a huge shit, so I pulled into a Claim Jumper and Jumped a Claim. It was a good decision, I felt better.

by Jstring June 3, 2016

Jumped by flavors

Occurs when one comsumes an abundant and diverse amonut of flavors at once. The mulitiude of flavors consumed will be tasted one after another, almost like reciving multiple punches from multiple people.

I shouldn’t have ate 4 jelly beans at once. I’ve been jumped by flavors.

by mcmajuicebox7 February 4, 2018

Slumber Jump

When one is on the verge of death and is revived by unprovoked anal sex. (Typically while in acoma)

That b*tch be lookin like sleeping beauty so I slumber jumped her.

by She hole January 25, 2014

City Jumping

When you are going city to city in a car.

"Hey, she's city jumping to get to Oklahoma"

by Amplifyer May 29, 2017