Juan

A cool and drunk and beautiful Mexican man

Hey vlad just don’t be a Juan

by Juan Untila November 2, 2018

juan ruiz

a beast in 2k. a beast in bed.

juan ruiz will probably be drafted in the NBA.

by 2kbeasttttttttt July 22, 2017

juan de

weird and likes girls like mary... not attractive at all

Wow his name is Juan de, he must like a mary

by coolgirlswaggie August 29, 2017

Juan

Juan is a daddy and sexy, he is someone who is also funny and a cutie.

Wow Juan is so cool

by Afloatlist38 December 19, 2018

Juan

A jackass who likes using the word trash alot even though he is the very definition of the word.

J:Hey are you friends with Juan? F: No hes a jackass. J: yeah fuck him

by Johsndi December 25, 2018

juan vela

a person who is super nice only to annoy you and play a con perhaps.

Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.

The people of South America had been Juan Vela'd out of their Gold under the pretense that it was going to a God.

A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.

by StartUper June 16, 2018

Papi Juan

Papa John's with Mexicans and Niggers

Yo dawg did you go to Papi Juan's and see that nigger is the owner.

by UncleNiggerJim69 June 16, 2018