by Manny Dominguez February 05, 2014
I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
by Juan Star November 16, 2022
by SuomiMike32 February 04, 2025
Juan reyes is a beautiful lovely young gentlemen. He's nice and kind hearted. Juan reyes is dating Nevaeh.
by thebestblack1111 April 21, 2023
my best friend. The girl getter. You are most likely to fall for him and if not you then most likely more than half of your friends. He’s like
one of those tootsie roll suckers ; hard on the outside but soft on the inside. He’s so sweet when he chooses to be and he’s a child at heart. I hope the girl who gets him is willing to be as patience and passionate as he is. His heart will wait on you, he won’t. He’s taking care of himself, respect that.
one of those tootsie roll suckers ; hard on the outside but soft on the inside. He’s so sweet when he chooses to be and he’s a child at heart. I hope the girl who gets him is willing to be as patience and passionate as he is. His heart will wait on you, he won’t. He’s taking care of himself, respect that.
Juan Reyes is so cool !😨
by alohabk October 26, 2022
DOM means "Dirty Old Man". DOM Juan is a dirty old man who is trying to romance a girl young enough to be his daughter or granddaughter.
Jessica: "Mel is constantly slobbering over all the pretty young girls."
Tricia: "Well, isn't he such the DOM Juan!"
Tricia: "Well, isn't he such the DOM Juan!"
by vivicafox June 07, 2009
by coolgirlswaggie August 26, 2017