Top tier knob glazer .Also might be Hendersonville biggest simp . Gets on his knees for big cock Dan .
Did you see that big Juan got all the gravy work this week . Yeah it’s because he glazed big cock Dan
by Papi124 May 07, 2024
I'm a Juan Jose Santos I'm Dominican, skin color white, have blue/green eyes, tall, I'm pretty cool.
by Juan Jose Santos July 26, 2018
An amazing group of guys. Constantly fighting every single second, but never ever breaking up. At the end of the day, through thick and thin... They'll always be the best of bros. A group composed of Mauri, Thom, matti, sferra, Nico, trave, albi, Jaco, yobo, pasta, Loris, dieghito, pie, Carlo, delchone, mazza, Gava and marci. They are the opposite yet better verison of the the 'gigi'. Remember juan y las putas, boys will be boys, bros before hoes(always) and fuck it, do it!
Lady 1: "Ley have you seen the sexy group of guys?"
Lady 2: "yes, who are they???"
Cazzoni cazzuti: " Hey ladies, we're Juan and you two can be my putas- Juan y las putas"
Lady 2: "yes, who are they???"
Cazzoni cazzuti: " Hey ladies, we're Juan and you two can be my putas- Juan y las putas"
by Thisdoingiamwhy November 21, 2021
Juan Antonio Is a very kind guy when he wants to be one. He is very funny and will never fail to make you laugh, and his name is definitely Hispanic. Juan can be very flirty, which may make you doubt his loyalty. But he is also very sweet and will always be there if you need him. If you even meet a Juan Antonio, be sure to keep him beside you.
Girl 1: yesterday I met this guy I really like! He’s funny and nice, but he flirts so much with other girls!
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
by anonymous shithead May 17, 2022
I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
by Juan Star November 16, 2022
by UncleNiggerJim69 June 15, 2018
When you're done finger banging a broad with a smelly pussy then you go swipe underneath your buddy's nose.
by Not Mancow July 09, 2014