A fatass that caused earthquakes in California and leads a group of fags called killercartel oh and if he talks shit don’t confront him because he won’t be talking his shit he'll say “and so“ and walk away “
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Get the Juan mug.A mysterious Hispanic man, said to have come from Mexico or Costa Rica. He is an on the run serial killer. He looks skinny fat and wears and1 athletic shorts.
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Get the Juan mug.He suffers from dark moods but is also inclined to deal with it by being even more busy and distracted. They may be adamant to friends that they're fine but slip into morbid terrain in private. Remembers every insult ever said to him from the age of 5. Drowns away his problems in milk and music.
by naaaaun March 27, 2019
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by turtle_my_urtle April 6, 2019
Get the Juan mug.Juan Francisco Suárez Gallardo is the son of an imfamous Colombian government and organisation agent. Juan was born in Medellín,Colombia, on 23 september 2005 and is currently studying in England. Because of his father’s work he is a very powerful and rich person not one to mess with. Juan is very good with the ladies and is a very seductive young man. He is said to be one of South America’s best rugby players for his age and has represented the Colombian football national selection in the years 2018 and 2019. Juan is also well known in Latin America due to his Surfing competition successes in Chile, Brazil and Spain.
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