He’s someone that will turn into your best friend and out of nowhere just leave you and call you names he’s a back stabbing bitch he is a big ass cheater he ignores his girlfriend and goes and fuck around with a crooked nose ass bitch don’t fuck with him unless you trynna end up hurt
Jose is fake .
by Melissasaniero May 30, 2019
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by ct nation September 5, 2019
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Get the jose ortega mug.You'll find him hanging out in your local pub and he'll catch your eye immediately. I've never seen a bulge so big in my entire god damn life. At first I swore he had a fucking banana shoved in his pants, but as soon as he rubbed it on my ass on the dance floor I knew it was real! He offered to take me back to his cousins apartment and show me a good time. Man was he right. I haven't seen a dick that big since I went to the zoo last fall. At first it threw me when he said he was into butt stuff but I had to take advantage of that massive cock somehow. After he spent what felt like hours preparing me for that dik, we fucked for about 13 seconds, best 13 seconds of my life! Unfortunately I don't know where to find him again since his cousin came home and I had to leave, but if I had the chance I definitely would do it again!
by 3 and also a half of a bear May 20, 2018
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by Kiddd.joseee December 20, 2017
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Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020
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Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
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