Jordan Jones

Homie Hopper. Will steal your crush after calling him ugly. She will back stab you after being bestie for an EXTENDED period time. She will call this guy ugly and then when you say you think he’s hot she becomes besties with him and than starts dating him while lying to you saying their just friends. And the only way you figure out how their dating is bc her brother post a picture of them cuddling on his snapchat story. you than proceed to call her out on in and she said “i didn’t mean for this to happen” after asking one of their mural friends to “set them up”. you than proceed to unadd her on ALL social media platforms and changing her contact from her quirky little nickname to her government name and unpin her.
me: that girl is all over EVERY boy that looks her way
Friend: Yeah she’s totally a Jordan Jones
by FoxyFalica August 22, 2022
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Justice Jones

Some say he is a simp, some say he is weak, but this man is a good man. A good reliable friend. Justice plays basketball and is really good this man won't ever hurt a girl and is a good looking man. If you meet a Justice Jones befriend this man.
It's Justice Jones My Homie.
by MisterPayer September 21, 2020
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alison jones

Alison Jones, the most interesting girl on the planet. Very quiet, mature, socially awkward, sweet, kind, intelligent, beautiful, honest, fun, loving girl you will ever meet. She is very awkward and stand offish when you first meet her but that's only because her trust has been broken before. Shes been through more then one could imagine but instead of becoming a cold, dead hearted monster she helps everyone she can and is always there for everyone who asks. Alison will always be the one girl I'll always keep in my heart.
"Wow, Alison Jones is so nice!" Said 1
"I know, but I've heard shes been through a lot" spoke 2
"Maybe that's why shes so nice? Because shes been through the worst and wants no one else to feel the same? Said 1
by Ohwowww?_ July 30, 2019
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aidan jones

Looks like a bull dawg that often barks; major underbite. Usually starts to bald at 18.
Omg! Is that your pet bull dawg? Wait never mind... it’s aidan jones.
by Dirtybrunettebastard February 15, 2018
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Colton Jones

Damn you really acting like Colton Jones
by Doggypubs October 31, 2019
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rollercoaster jones

A person that has the innate ability to blow a lead no matter how many runs you are up.
"Did you see rollercoaster jones blow that save last night?"

"Yeah, I fucking hate Todd Jones!"
by Nick Bockwinkle April 01, 2008
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Pinball Jones

When someone kneels beneath your balls and repeatedly flicks them left and right. The term originates from common fetish associated with those who attend Pinball Jones in Fort Collins, Colorado.
That bitch hit me with the pinball jones last night
by Poopfaceman August 22, 2023
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