Homie Hopper. Will steal your crush after calling him ugly. She will back stab you after being bestie for an EXTENDED period time. She will call this guy ugly and then when you say you think he’s hot she becomes besties with him and than starts dating him while lying to you saying their just friends. And the only way you figure out how their dating is bc her brother post a picture of them cuddling on his snapchat story. you than proceed to call her out on in and she said “i didn’t mean for this to happen” after asking one of their mural friends to “set them up”. you than proceed to unadd her on ALL social media platforms and changing her contact from her quirky little nickname to her government name and unpin her.
by FoxyFalica August 22, 2022
Get the Jordan Jonesmug. honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will
by my virtual therapy December 2, 2021
Get the dan jonesmug. When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats
by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023
Get the The Act of Jonesmug. WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEEEE!
by Andrew Games April 20, 2018
Get the trey jonesmug. a guy who tends to mix and confuse words and phrases that make everyone around him burst into laughter
sgt jones says "STD's come from sexually transmitted diseases. and if you buy a camry, your gonna pay for it
by brandonius316 June 11, 2011
Get the sgt jonesmug. A woman like none other. She has been through a lot of pain but has the strength of a lion. She continues to seek beauty in everyone she loves. Her loyalty is her only flaw. See also- Divine Mother
by Mr. Never should have lost her July 2, 2022
Get the Sheena Jonesmug. the best of the best. he is the light of everyone's life and without him, you will be very sad cause he's a gun and everyone loves him very much.
by chaddy bear rarr May 1, 2019
Get the chad jonesmug.