jasmine

jasmine is usually a dumb person at times, sometimes annoying and also kind to all. she tries not to disappoint people, and does her best. jasmine also loves panic! at the discos and twenty one pilots.

person 1: look it’s that dumb whore, jasmine
person 2: ew

by kakajasm July 1, 2019

Jasmine Perri

1. some one who likes to surf
2. some one who likes ice cream...alot
3. some one who doesnt give a crap what others say
4. lives kava
5. crazy cool eyes (boys want to lick them)
6. crazy dancer skills

7. a super cool girl who lives in Hawaii

person 1. dude ur awesome
person 2. dude ur Jasmine Perri.
person1. serious? thats sweet.

"i think ur Jasmine Perri."

by hapa kids rule January 19, 2009

Jasmine Dragon Pearls

A sex act that is a combination of the "angry dragon" and "teabagging," in which the receiving partner swallows ejaculate, passes it through their nose, then has their partner drag their testicles across their semen-covered face, creating the illusion of "pearls." Named for a flavor of tea.

"My girlfriend and I tried some kinky shit last night - she let met give her some jasmine dragon pearls!"

by ilikefishsticks April 15, 2009

dump jamit

1) When playing a video game expressing anger at the character for not doing an action.
2) Also can be used in regular conversation when angered at an object, person or action.

I couldn’t beat the boss and I was yelling at Dante "dump jamit!"

I dropped my book in the hall way today looked down and mumbled "dump jamit" under my breath

by Tim Martikainen December 14, 2008

Jasmine

A girl who eats everything especially at a birthday party

Yeah we had a jasmine at hunters birthday party

by Fescuessf May 29, 2017

Jasmine

A girl who's cool and has an amazing personality but known for being a bit slow and an absolute 'thick-o'

Person 1: Hey look theres a dead bird
Person 2: (Looks up in the sky) Where ????
Person 1: Your such a jasmine !!! :\

by rbz123 December 28, 2010

dirty jasmine

a dirty jasmine is when you’re getting hanky panky with a “beautiful woman” and all is going swell for you as you haven’t had sex in a month. she asked if you’re into bum stuff and when you poke her bumhole she projectile SHARTS HERSELF ALL OVER YOU and continues to ask if she can eat the shit off your naked body.

bro, i went through something nasty last night. i was on a date and it was awesome until she did a dirty jas...🤢
a dirty jasmi..🤢🤢
A DIRTY JASMINE! 🤮🤮🤮🤮

by shartlord69 April 2, 2020