January 1945 

The month were you throw your brunette friend off a train. (Marvel)

Steve: Hey Bucky guess what month it is?

Bucky: What?

Steve: It January 1945, that means it times to yeet you off a train

Bucky: crap.

January 1945 by imjustyouraverageperson November 4, 2019

January 13 

It’s national titty picture day. Ask your girl for a titty pic.

Hey bro it’s January 13, you know what that means..national titty picture day go text Sam

January 13 by Julia hall;) January 13, 2021

January 17 

national say a racist slur in a heated gaming moment day

on january 17, i will say the n word

January 17 by Gazvoda January 17, 2021

January 16th 

On January 16th is the day where Viola can talk about Hisoka all she wants and is the day where her friends can't judge how dirty she is ;) Bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum⭐️💧 🤤 Also on January 16th is the day where you hate on MACHI FROM HUNTER X HUNTER WHORE🤬

On January 16th is the day where we all throw Machi in the dumpster👏

January 16th by Hisokaslut November 24, 2020

january 19, 2021 

January 19, 2021:
Donald trumps last day as the 45th president of the united states

Boi#1: ayoooooooo it january 19, 2021 no more trump

Boi#2: ikr but aye...guess what.....
Boi#1: what...?
Boi#2: F**K donald trump:/

january 19, 2021 by yourmomistheimposter102 January 20, 2021

January 16

National have a three some with your grandparents day

January 16 is a day to have it with your grandparents

January 16 by Jsjsbdhsksmskjsksk December 17, 2021

January 12th

January 12th is furry day but with a twist all that oppose furries are now qualified furries for the next ten day's, these people are not allowed to do ANYTHING anti-fur for ten day's use the UwU languace at least 6 times say uwu once and do furry things like go on furaffinity or e621.net . all furries are immune to all types of hate on this day.

Furry:hey man
Normie:eww go away
Furry:but its january 12th
Normie:oh no owo
Furry:lol

January 12th by Increaseuwu January 9, 2021