Blue Island

A place with many bars and many people who are both meaningless in their ways and can’t drive. Good food.

My family dumped me, I’m going to blue island.

by Lieutenant Dan January 16, 2019

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Tarantula Island

When two naked and grotesquely hairy homeless men are having a contest of combat-sex atop a pile of garbage, thus looking like a writhing tarantula on an island.

Dude 1: Want to go to the dump after dark tonight? I hear there's going to be another Tarantula Island!

Dude 2: Sorry man, my mom wont let me this time.

by CuzzGummler March 28, 2020

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The second park at the Universal Orlando Resort. Each island is themed around literature, including Marvel, Comics, King Kong, Jurassic Park, Harry Potter, Greek Mytholigy, and Dr. Seuess. Often cited as the best themepark in the world, thanks to wide mix of ride types and intensity.

Adult: want to go to magic Kingdom or Islands of Adventure ?
Teens & adults: Islands!

by MrWonka November 7, 2020

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Long Island

1. A small overpopulated land infested with rich assholes. It is known for their grossly overvalued property, overstuffed beaches, and highly congested traffic. The byproduct that this biological infestation gives off seems to be in the form of kick ass bagels and amazing pizza.

2. An over hyped densely populated diamond encrusted plastic turd.

"Driving into Long island is horrific. But, oh my god, the pizza..."

by DutchPirate April 19, 2019

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