Raging iPod 

An excuse for when a guy is dancing with a girl, gets a boner, and when the girl confronts him about it, claims that its just his iPod

Man 1: Dude, Last night at the club, I was dancin with this chick, and got a boner.

Man 2: What'd she say when she saw it?!?

Man 1: I just said it was my Raging iPod

Raging iPod by AlsoknownaS April 20, 2010

/r/iPod 

a discord server that tech obsessed degenerates join to talk about the iPod franchise by apple inc.
it's unusual community has created many a cat girl and dog boy often leading to self searching about their gender identity and sexual orientation and if they are a furry or not.
the mod team that mods this hell are made up of those who have survived the hell for so long that they gain enough power to ban those who break the rules and act like wankers.

me: dude, did you join /r/iPod?
you: yea i did, why?
me: i pray to whatever deity exists to have mercy on your soul when you die.

/r/iPod by The Blood God March 8, 2021

4th Gen iPod

A device known to very few. Loads webpages in an astonishing 4.8 seconds, and only crashes 40% of the time. You may come across one of these in a museum, due to the fact that they are older than Snapchat.

Person 1: Hey, look at my 4th Gen iPod!

Person 2: Who makes those?

Person 1: Uh… Apple

Person 2: OH is it one of their 80’s models?

Person 1:

4th Gen iPod by The Peanut Butter Falcon December 29, 2021

Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome 

When you're driving thru no-man's land with your earbuds in your ears listening to your iPod, while at the same time your ears are popping because of the air pressure and it feels very awkward and makes it hard to hear the music.

I was driving through Pennsylvania and i experienced Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome, so i couldn't even hear my Paramore music because my ears were popping so much.

Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome by snare_chickkk_yeah July 30, 2010

Iraqi ipod 

having sexual relations with the empty eye socket of a human skull.

"After Susie got drunk she took out her glass eye and Jassim gave her an Iraqi ipod last night!"

Iraqi ipod by Hoe Inn May 28, 2009

Mexican iPod  

A casette player with headphones

That chick was trying to jog with a Mexican iPod , but it was slowing her down because it was so big.

Mexican iPod by jhdkfuihunl October 16, 2008

The iPod Shuffle 

When you dance/groove/air guitar around to the music in your headphones that nobody else can hear. Mostly seen in crowded places (trains, city streets etc.).

*random guy in the city street is doing air guitar with headphones on*

Bystander: Woah, watch out for that guy; he's doing the iPod shuffle!

The iPod Shuffle by TheVelvetFog April 21, 2007