When something has enough curviness and or human female characteristics, it tricks the male brain into being willing to have sex with it.
Friend 1: “Hey man look at the curves on that rock, that’s child bearing hips of I’ve ever seen any”
Friend 2: “I know right? It’s a classic case of Tele’s theory”
Friend 2: “I know right? It’s a classic case of Tele’s theory”
by RatKing130 August 8, 2023
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by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016
Get the Vortex Theory mug.Unicorn Theory, is based around the idea of something that isn't necessarily possible, but isn't impossible, simply due to the fact that weirder things have happened, and will continue to happen forever, meaning that something described as being part of Unicorn Theory, may eventually happen given enough time or the correct circumstances
Dudebro 1: Dude, do you think (Female Friend) would ever go skinny dipping
Dudebro 2: Maybe bro, but it probably won't ever happen, bit of a Unicorn Theory.
Dudebro 2: Maybe bro, but it probably won't ever happen, bit of a Unicorn Theory.
by Heckin_Dinosaur October 26, 2020
Get the Unicorn Theory mug.Extraphysical theory is a term used to refer to extraphysical mechanics and its branches inside physics as a whole, extraphysical theory is mainly used by physicists to refer to extraphysical mechanics as a theory, similar to string theory. Since extraphysical theory and string theory are really similar to each other, even some physicists even consider extraphysical theory is a fundamental theory for string theory such as quantum theory is a fundamental theory for classical physics.
Physicist 1: I am developing a good article on extraphysical theory and proof extraphysical theory by mathematics and apply it on computing and technology.
Physicist 2: Good job! You should also develop an article telling how extraphysical theory and string theory complement complement each other and even help each other.
Physicist 1: Good idea, I am going to do the same too, and even see if quantum mechanics can also complement string theory and extraphysical theory.
Physicist 2: Good job! You should also develop an article telling how extraphysical theory and string theory complement complement each other and even help each other.
Physicist 1: Good idea, I am going to do the same too, and even see if quantum mechanics can also complement string theory and extraphysical theory.
by Full Monteirism December 17, 2020
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Guy:Yo those pigtails are hot as fuck she looks so young I should tip her more money.
Girl: wow I guess the pigtail theory worked
Girl: wow I guess the pigtail theory worked
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Person 1: "Yeah, that person always sings".
Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
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