jordan theory

The theory that everything you say is a lie

I think he has Jordan theory.

by Mr. Kerwit October 20, 2017

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Cram’s Theory

The person who brought up the theory cannot be the Imposter.

Guys it can’t be me, I know Cram’s Theory.

by Not An Imposter November 22, 2020

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Corndog Theory

Women only want your meat if you got the bread. (They only want to have sex if you have money)

Yo Justin I tested your corndog theory at the bar last night. Chick told me I was cute but wouldn't bang me cause I was broke.

by Upstrucknigga May 19, 2019

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Jades Theory

“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )

“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”

by uswhenwemet June 12, 2022

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Wawa's Theory

If a fat bitch in question hides her belly button in her jeans, leggings, etc, the bitch is fat.

"Hey did you see Hailey's new Instagram post? I couldn't see her belly button."

"Damn and she was in leggings so she fits Wawa's Theory, that bitch fat!"

by Modz Sussy April 13, 2023

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