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omg she’s holding up 🤘, she must be hot and has big bonkers

by getbitchesgetmoney September 17, 2022

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Carolina Hold 'Em

A poker style card game where males play at a card table, while the females perform oral sex on the male. The object of the game is the first female to create climax wins half the pot. The last male to reach climax wins the other half. The actual card game has nothing to do with winning.

Did you see how fast your friend's wife won the Carolina Hold 'Em game? It it was less than a minute.

by Dr. White Owl January 05, 2022

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Holding the phone wrong

A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.

Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."

by Tom Forestein June 30, 2010

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holding on to the glory days

When an older guy who is balding is trying to feel for his hair which no longer exists to fix it.

"Dude did you see Uncle Jim at the wedding last night?"
"Yeah!, he was totally holding on to the glory days!"
"Totally"

by blackmomtryingtosupportafamily July 20, 2014

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Hold My Ass

For instance, if you were playing Call of Duty splitscreen with three other people on Team Deathmatch, and you were going into the enemy team's base, and you wanted cover, you would turn to your teammate and say, "Hold my ass". He would proceed to give you supporting fire.

Jake: "I'm going in through the rear. Hold my ass, and hold it tight."
Callum: "Don't worry; your ass is safely in my hands."

Ben: "I'm gonna go pwn Jake, he's entering from the rear."
Andy: "Look out, Callum's holding his ass!!!!"
Ben: "HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!! *gets pwned*"

by jakeequalsawesomeness February 11, 2010

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