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Hag

A sexy, sarcastic older woman who doesn’t give a fuck. Often a gay icon or someone who is active in the gay community.

Seen as a role model for many who (despite their age) dresses however they like, says whatever they like, and parties- looking gorgeous while they do it.
Joan rivers is such a hag!

Did you meet that woman in the smoking area? Iconic. What a hag.
by Joan Collins June 21, 2021
mugGet the Hagmug.

Tash Hag

like fag hags where women only hang around with the gay community - a Tash Hag is someone who will only hang around with someone with a Mustache. They are very picky about who they are seen with and a Mustache is essential to be apart of the crowd. There have been major cases in Liverpool, Birmingham and Ibiza. Parties such as Mustachio have helped make this obsession easier!!
Do you know the Mauwhorers? They're a right bunch of Tash Hags, they only befriend people with tashes - even the girls have to have one!!
mugGet the Tash Hagmug.

Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.
I want to go on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.
by anonymous December 17, 2024
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fag hag

a straight person that attracts gay people in a non sexual way
Sandra has all gay friends, she must be a fag hag.
by snortint May 24, 2018
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enyaba the hag

Old bitch from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. DIO's helpful companion who was killed by some weird worms. Also she has a stand that is smoke entering your body and controlling you?
Joseph: oh no it's enyaba the hag!
Jotaro: she's dead.
by JoJo reference July 13, 2023
mugGet the enyaba the hagmug.

gorgeous hag

You wife
She is my gorgeous hag
by TNK3rd February 1, 2021
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hags

What someone writes in your yearbook when they don’t really care/don’t know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.
Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!

Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?

Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.
by TriBeCaBoy56 June 1, 2023
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