flint-faced hag

DAMNNNNN LOOK AT THAT flint-faced hag, SHE SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED
by Mr.PantsySmarts January 06, 2023
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Hag flap

Martha caught her hag flap in the door latch.
by Moonbeam76 January 12, 2022
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hag gladice

A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.
Bro, your girlfriend is a total hag gladice.

The obx strip clubs are full of hag gladices.
by not samantha. May 12, 2016
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cupboard hag

A crotchety old bag of bones that lurks around one's home without the knowledge of the residents
the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet
by Cupboardhag September 30, 2015
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HAGS

Short for "have a great summer". The ultimate phrase used in yearbook signatures when you’re desperately trying to avoid revealing that you actually have no clue who the person is. A surefire way to say, "We shared oxygen in the same room a few times, so let's just pretend we were BFFs." Because who needs a heartfelt message when you can just blanket statement everyone’s summer greatness?
"When in doubt and out of meaningful things to say, just go with a classic 'HAGS'. It’s the yearbook equivalent of 'I’m too lazy to write anything real'."
by torispseudonym June 12, 2024
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Hag

A sexy, sarcastic older woman who doesn’t give a fuck. Often a gay icon or someone who is active in the gay community.

Seen as a role model for many who (despite their age) dresses however they like, says whatever they like, and parties- looking gorgeous while they do it.
Joan rivers is such a hag!

Did you meet that woman in the smoking area? Iconic. What a hag.
by Joan Collins June 21, 2021
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Hag

Hag needs to shut up.
by Klexoz December 16, 2019
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