iron grip

When one masturbates with pliers or another sort of metal device.

I went over to the workshop last night and gave myself the iron grip.

by RabidMonkey August 19, 2006

western grip handjob

very similar to its long lost cousin the, traditional handjob, but the performer's hand is in such position that the thumb and forefinger hole is the first thing to hit the base as opposed to the pinky. Making what could be considered a reversed, better feeling hand vagina.

We were standing face to face, so she gave me a western grip handjob.

by nahleydaman March 29, 2010

Death Grip Syndrome

A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.

Death Grip Syndrome.

...No comment. This IS a real thing, but...no comment.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 5, 2021

Four Finger Monkey Grip

the act of using the index and middle finger of each hand inserted into your partners asshole and to spread it apart so you can easily insert your dick after haucking a large lugie into it.

last night i had to use the four finger monkey grip on sara to get my chubby in because she was so tight.

by G.O.OPS November 7, 2010

Gripping

What sexy women do to wood grain or dominic black dick

Nothing like gripping dominics hard dick right before he shoots a fuckin load

by Bend over and take it raw February 17, 2021

Slibo Grippe

Originally a aerosol product used for providing a non-slip surface for elements of male genitalia, it is now available as a cream for applying to slippery politicians.

that weasely George Bush could drown in Slibo Grippe and still slip into a second term...

by poodlewrestler March 12, 2004

That's a grip

That's a distance from me to you in a car

That's a grip just to come swoop

by Chrissycat18 December 3, 2016