A smelly boy who looks like a 5th grade magician. Usually works at a burger joint and looks like a fucking pepperoni pizza!
by Female7777777 September 16, 2019
Get the Griffinmug. Basically, a child in their own family that suffers from parentification and is a scapegoat, like their sole existence is being born into the family just so they can be a punching bag that has to take everything, every insult, every hit from siblings, etc.
Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.
Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.
Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.
Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.
Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
by Buttersphere July 12, 2025
Get the Meg Griffin treatmentmug. by Mofo edga January 6, 2021
Get the Griffinmug. by Jeremiah_griffin April 5, 2022
Get the Jeremiah griffinmug. He can be smart but he tends not to want to, he can make you laugh just being near him. He is very sarcastic and can sometimes be pretty immature. He isn't the most athletic but he tries to be, he is very loyal and kind-hearted (he loves helping people)
by biggriffinlol June 14, 2022
Get the Griffinmug. A Griffin is a silly, but tender soul. He is shy at all times unless provoked. You can get a griffin to talk by poking in his bleach blonde beach locks. Griffin is not for the faint of heart. He is the type of guy who would treat a woman right except for below the waist. He has green eyes, and loves cars. And above all love Megan Trainer. He is a fan of the slim straight jeans, hugging his fabulous curves making all the girls stop dead in there track.
by Bigfeetyouknowwhatthatmeans February 20, 2021
Get the griffinmug. he is the sex
by doodoocacaman September 15, 2022
Get the Griffinmug.